Irresistable

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

marinasexual:

THE WORST FEELING EVER IS WHEN YOURE SO ENTHUSIASTIC TELLING SOMEONE SOMETHING AND YOU CAN JUST PHYSICALLY FEEL THEM NOT CARING AT ALL SO YOU TRY HARDER BUT YOU JUST CANNOT GRASP THEIR ATTENTION SO YOU SLOWLY FADE OUT AND LET THEM GO BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY DO AND YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL THEM SOMETHING YOU’RE HAPPY ABOUT

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

zayn before one direction
  • friends: hey zayn wanna hang out
  • zayn: yeah let me ask my mom first
  • zayn: *doesn't ask*
  • zayn: ah sorry man she said no

lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

dearmikeycountmein:

Single daddy Luke getting his daughter ready for school and looking up the night before “Cool braids for little girls” and practicing a fish tail braid on one of her dolls then doing it on her in the morning and her little friends getting jealous bc it looks so pretty

encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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Most to Least likely to Start a Revolution

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

No matter how many charities he [Zayn] donates to, or the number of people he’s touched with his music, he’ll never be seen for the value he brings to the world. He’ll never be seen beyond his Muslim faith.

The Media’s Obsession With Zayn Malik’s Faith

Nothing hits me harder than this shit.

(via awoopsehdaiseh)

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